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đ NFL Season Starts With a Bombshell
Burrow for MVP, Ravens rising, and $50 weekly up for grabs in Discord.
Forget pumpkin spice season, itâs sports overload season. Weâve already got college football chaos, MLB playoff races, the EPL is rolling into Week 3, and the NFL just dropped a bombshell with the Micah Parsons trade.
Thursday Night Football is less than 7 days away, and the NHL and NBA are lurking right around the corner. If youâre a sports fan, this is the stretch you circle on the calendar. No dead nights, no excuses.
Saturday mornings that roll straight into Sunday afternoons, and before you know it, youâre deep in a late-night West Coast game calculating the number of hours until you have to wake up for work the next day. Itâs the one stretch of the calendar where you donât just watch sportsâyou live them.
The dog days of summer are behind us now, and the sports calendar is finally giving us what we want. Itâs go time.
đ Props Battle is ComingâŠ
Think you know football better than the crowd? Prove it.
Weâre launching the Pine Props Battle Challenge in Discord this seasonâa free weekly contest where all you have to do is vote on a player prop (like âWhich RB will run wild this week?â).
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Get it right â youâre in the running for $50 cash that week.
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Stack up wins all season â top spot takes home a full year of Jaxon Premium ($999 value).
Itâs simple, itâs free, and itâs a good excuse to talk smack in the Pine Discord server. First poll drops before Week 1, so jump in now and get ready.
đ NFL Futures Markets to Consider
Based on the available markets, here are some of the best NFL Futures to consider, offering a blend of high-profile markets and potential value:
Super Bowl Winner: Baltimore Ravens (+700)
Jaxonâs Take: The Ravens consistently field one of the league's most dominant teams and have a MVP-caliber quarterback in Lamar Jackson. While they've faced playoff struggles, their regular-season consistency and strong roster make them a perennial contender.
At +700, you're getting solid value for a team that could easily make a deep run.
My Take: Hard to argue. It feels like Baltimoreâs year. The roster is loaded, the scheme is proven, and the balance on both sides of the ball is unmatched.
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Ashton Jeanty (+300)
Jaxonâs Take: Ashton Jeanty checks every OROY box: clear path to RB1 volume in Chip Kellyâs run-heavy offense, NFL-ready tools, and elite college production.
History backs the profileâRBs often win when given a workload this big. If he clears 1,000 yards, heâll be in the thick of the race.
My Take: This is the chalk pick, but it makes sense. Rookies who touch the ball a lot get the spotlight. I like Jeantyâs chances, though Iâll keep an eye on a WR like Egbuka in Tampa Bay in case the market overcorrects.
MVP: Joe Burrow (+600)
Jaxonâs Take: Burrowâs numbers already scream MVPânearly 5,000 yards, 43 TDs, and elite efficiency. Heâs favored to lead the league in passing yards and touchdowns, both proven MVP indicators.
If Cincinnati wins enough games, his case writes itself.
My Take: The stats are there. The only thing missing is wins. If the Bengals bounce back into playoff contention, Burrow has the narrative and production to finally grab the MVP.
đČ The Pine Line
đš Highest-paid non-QB in NFL history. Parsons inks $188M with $120M guaranteed as part of shocking Packers trade.
⥠Chiefs lose Rashee Rice for 6 games. Rashee Rice goes from WR1 to watching from the couch.
đš College hockey raid on the CHL begins. Rising stars like Cole Reschny and Keaton Verhoeff are choosing NCAA over CHL.
đ„¶ NHL on TNT just got bigger. 72 games on deck, including Oviâs potential last opener and the 2026 Winter Classic in Miami.
đïž âThe Gameâ heads back to Fenway Park. Harvard-Yale is taking over Fenway park in 2026
đł Jordan: âIâve lost that in a casino. Letâs do it.â Wild texts emerge as NASCAR antitrust fight heats up.
âœïž English Premier League Action
Chelsea FC Over 1.5 Team Goals (-185 on DraftKings)
Jaxonâs Take: Chelsea come into this derby with momentum, unbeaten in their last five across all competitions (4W, 1D) and fresh off a 5â1 thrashing of West Ham.
Fulham are steady but uninspiring so farâtwo 1â1 draws against Brighton and Man Utd, scoring but not finishing games.
Head-to-head history leans heavy towards Chelsea: theyâve lost just 3 of 36 league meetings, and Fulham have never won back-to-back trips to Stamford Bridge.
My Take: Chelsea look like the sharper side right now, and Stamford Bridge should be buzzing after that big win over West Ham. Fulhamâs defense can frustrate, but their attack doesnât scare me enough here, especially against a Chelsea team averaging almost 3 goals a game over their last five.
The injuries make it less of a slam dunk, but I still lean Chelsea. I prefer the better price of Over 1.5 Team Goals instead of Chelsea ML.
Arsenal/Liverpool Both Teams to Score & Over 2.5 Goals (+100 on DraftKings)
Jaxonâs Take: Both sides come in perfect (2W each). Arsenal top the table with a +6 GD, built on defensive strength (2 clean sheets, xGA 1.76) and new striker Viktor Gyökeres already scoring.
Liverpool have shown the opposite profile with 7 goals scored, 4 conceded, and a clear attack-first system producing chaos.
Arsenal will be without Saka and Havertz, though Odegaard should return. Liverpool miss Frimpong but could regain Mac Allister. Historically, Anfield has been a nightmare for Arsenal, with both league meetings last season finishing 2â2.
My Take: This is a true early title test. Arsenal look like the more balanced side, but losing Saka is huge. Liverpool at Anfield are always dangerous, and Slotâs attack-heavy style should make this end-to-end.
The flip side?
Their defense gives opponents chances, and Arsenal are clinical enough to punish.
For me, this feels less like a cagey top-4 clash and more like a game with goals. I donât trust either back line to fully hold up. The âsafeâ bet is definitely Total Goals Over 2.5 (-140).
NFL bombshells donât stop at your inbox. The best bets, the hot takes, and the bragging rights are happening live in Discord, on X @PineSports_AI, and on TikTok @pine_sports. Come hang out â or youâll just hear about it after the fact.


